Vending Machines

The new year has certainly hit me, well actually most of the employees in my company. There are so many signs of changes that are being done around my cubicle. First of all was the new carpet in the lobby with a matching TV where there are showing the new company info that has bought us out. Next the most intriguing disappearance of the vending machines. Yup right after new year the vending machines started missing and a note was left on the wall with the silhouette of the vending machine stating that it is currently being replaced with healthy food. What the hell can you put on a vending machine that would be healthy. As far as I am concerned I guess they are just telling us bluntly that we have fat asses.